AISubs v3.7
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
I don't like it!
When you go to the city hall and write documents,
there's an example of "Please write it like this."
- It's stuck under a transparent guitar. - Yeah, there is.
Well, it's usually...
- Yamada Taro or Yamada Hanako. - Yeah.
Have you ever met a person named "Taro" or "Hanako"?
- Yamada Taro is... - Yamada isn't here, but...
- Tanaka Taro is here. - That's hot!
- Isn't it hot? - It's hot.
- He's an alien. - I think it's the same for dogs and cats.
For example, "cat's ball" or "dog's potty"
might sound like "dog and cat" names,
- but if you ask me if I've actually seen them, I don't think I have. - You don't.
So instead of trying to verify if "cat's ball" or "dog's potty" actually exist,
- I came up with this idea at a letter conference. - Okay.
A lot of people have this.
- "I used to do this on a fishing trip." - You used to do this?
- Didn't you? - I didn't know you did it on TV.
- So I couldn't give up. - Yeah.
- So I decided not to use "human" and "dog" and "cat" anymore. - Wow!
- There are many other animals in the world. - Yeah.
- So I wanted to verify other than "human" and "dog" and "cat". - Other than?
- That's why we're here today. - I see.
- Today, the Tokai One team went out... - Yeah.
- and destroyed all of Aichi Prefecture's places. - Oh, wow!
When they found those lame names, they were like...
Isn't it me?
- "A-cha!" - "A-cha! Isn't it me?"
- "A-cha!" - "A-cha!"
- Tokai One team went out like that. - Yeah.
- "Isn't it me?" "A-cha!" - "A-cha!"
- "Isn't it me?" "A-cha!" - "Isn't it me?" "A-cha!"
- "If you don't have one," "See, you don't have one." "Doya!"
- "Doya!" - "A-cha!"
- "If you don't have one," "See, you don't have one." - "Doya!"
- We're going to talk about what's lame in the first place. - Yeah.
- First of all, we're going to talk about it in the morning. - Yeah.
- If you say, "Alright, I've got a list," you'll be like, "Whoa!" - Yeah.
- Alright, we're going to start a meeting about what's lame in the first place. - Yeah!
[Let's start a meeting about what's lame in the first place!]
So, is there anyone who thinks that this animal is lame?
- Isn't the sheep Mary? - That's right.
- But Mary is also a sheep, so... - Ah, so the sheep is lame.
Mary isn't human, so...
Even though there's an episode like that, they purposely call the sheep Mary...
- It makes me feel like I'm making a fool of myself. - It's like you're making a fool of yourself.
- I think that's possible. The sheep is Mary. - It'd be funny if you grilled it.
- And the goats too... - Yeah.
- I'm not sure about this one, but... - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
- Taiji? - Taiji is a snow leopard.
- Is it a snow leopard? - Yeah.
- I don't think you can name it. - Yeah.
- So, it's fine for Siro to name it based on its body characteristics...
- But goats are all of them, you know? - Yeah.
- You can't name a cat Siro. - Oh, I know one.
- A bird! - Oh!
- A bird as a whole! I think it's lame. - Yeah.
- Huh? - Huh?
- What do you think of it? - It's scary.
- What's scary about it? - What's up with it?
- The sound of it coming in. - Yeah.
- At the editing studio... - Ah, I see.
- If you don't edit it properly, it won't be a good name. - Yeah, that's right.
- What about "mankomankomanko"? - No, no, no...
- It sounds like it now. - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
- I see. - That's right.
- Which one is it? - Well, it's a "p".
- Ah... - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- A lion with a "d" on it. - Oh...
- That's true. - A cow...
- A "moh".
- A "moh" is angry.
- I'll give you three "d"s. - Hahaha...
- A "moh". - Isn't it "boo"?
- Isn't it "boo" in its name? - "Boo" isn't in its name.
- It is "boo". - It is "boo".
So, we just gave you "sheep's merry", "goat's snow white", "chicken's peach", "pig's "boo"", and "dog's lion's "deo"
- Basically, we want you to have fun with animals. - I'm looking forward to it.
- Let's look for it now!
- Yes! - Yes!
Dry beef noodles
- So, today's topic is "dry beef noodles"? - Topic?
- "Dry beef noodles"? - I wonder what's gonna happen. I'm looking forward to it.
- No, it's not like that. - No, I mean, it's like a rakugo theme song.
- One beef noodles for 500 million yen. - Yeah.
- It's sold without people. Put money in the vending machine, press "buy" and exchange it for receipts.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah.
- Beef noodles, huh? - Yeah.
- Beef noodles... - Oh!
- Oh, there's quite a lot of money in there. - I think I'll buy some, too.
- Why do you have quite a lot of money in there?
- There's a vending machine in there. - Oh, you can put money in it.
- Oh, you can put money in it.
- Oh, you put money in it. - Yeah.
- If you put 1,000 yen in it, you can buy two 40-liter bags. - Oh, I see.
What's this? I pressed it because it shone when I tried it.
Something like "you can buy it" came out.
Can I buy it?
Oh, well, it's one bag, so I'll buy it.
Oh, it's pretty light.
But it's lighter than I thought.
It's light because it's drying.
All right, I was able to buy 9 minutes.
All right, I bought a good one.
Let's go home.
What are you doing?
I'm excited because it's on camera.
I'm excited.
Do you remember our project?
What are you going to do with two cow dung carriers?
What are you going to do with this?
Let's go over there for now.
I'll put in the cow dung for now.
What are you doing?
If you find it, it's over.
Because if you find it, it's over.
I have to do this first.
You got it first, didn't you?
I was going to mess with you later, but it might be too late.
And I haven't introduced you to where you came from.
Where did you come from?
I haven't introduced you to where you came from.
It says "Aichi Farm" next to the dried cow dung.
Did you find it?
It's Aichi Farm.
Did you come to Aichi Farm?
The goats here are characteristic.
They cry like this.
What is a normal goat like?
A normal goat is like this.
You're too happy because it's on camera.
I'm glad it's on camera.
I think there are goats and sheep.
Let's go look for it.
I found it!
It's a name!
“Perfect” and “Hype”
“Conny”
Connie is a small horse.
The Idol Force.
“Hipp” is over there.
You found it.
It's cute.
It's asking you to feed it.
It's appealing.
Let's feed it.
It's appealing.
It's 100 yen.
Let's feed it.
It's 100 yen.
“Hipp” is...
It's a horse Instagram.
It's not a horse Instagram.
It's asking you to feed it.
“Hipp” is coming.
It's rolling.
Wait!
It's amazing!
“Hipp” is coming!
It's coming!
Where is it?
It's coming!
It's eating.
It's appealing.
“Hipp” and “Pafé” are not common.
No, they are not common.
They are particular about it.
Oh, yes!
That's right!
Hello!
I'm sorry for coming in.
Do you have all the names of these animals here?
Yes, we do.
Do you have the names you were looking for?
Yes, we do.
Can we come in?
Thank you for coming.
Can you tell me who gave you the names?
It's a secret.
Please tell me.
I'm Kishan Shingo.
You look cool.
I can see you all the time.
Your father is Sakuraboku Shingo.
He's famous.
He's like a dream girl.
Your father is famous.
He's amazing.
I didn't know you were here.
I'm Kishan Shingo.
I'm Kishan Suka.
We're going to talk about super bad names.
Super bad.
In dogs' terms, it's "pochi".
I see.
Are there bad names for horses and cows?
It's a brown pony.
It's probably called "maron".
I think "maron" is a horse from a zoo in Tokyo.
It's a brown pony.
Are there any famous horses that don't sound like "pochi"?
Let me see.
Shibuya.
Yes?
You look too good today.
I'm sorry.
You look like you're in the frame.
There are many bad names like "yagi".
"Yagi".
I'll go.
I'm looking forward to it.
There are a lot of people.
There's also Mr. Emu.
Does he like cameras?
He's coming.
Can you show me your name?
I'm glad you're coming because you want to be in the frame, but your name is hidden here.
It's "mochiko".
You look like you're in a great work.
You look like my mother in the back.
Isn't it a bad name?
You don't have to say it.
I don't have to say my name.
Her name is "gon-chan".
"Gon-chan".
You look good.
I'll give it to Emu.
You look scary.
I'll give it to Emu.
Emu's name is "popo".
You look scary.
Give it to Yuki.
She's kind.
She was kind.
Aren't you "yuki-chan"?
She's "yagi".
You look good.
You look like "yagi".
I'm "mikan-chan".
I'm "sunogi-chan".
You look like "kuma".
Don't you think "kuma" is good?
You look like "kyon-kuma".
"kuma-san", happy birthday.
Excuse me.
Do you know "merry" and "yuki-chan" of "yagi" and "shiro-chan" of "popo"?
"yuki-chan" was in front of me.
She was in front of you.
Really?
"popo" must have been in front of you.
Can you show me "popo"?
Wow, it's cute.
It's a bird.
It's cute.
I used to buy it.
It's cool.
I like its face too much.
It's too cute.
It's white.
Look at its face.
This is great.
I got some food.
It's coming.
It's coming from the right and from the left.
Is it some kind of trick?
I found a chicken.
If it's a coquette, it must be expensive.
Ouch!
You are cautious.
What are you going to do?
It's safe here.
It's my first time to visit Aichi Farm.
It's great.
I had a lot of fun.
Thank you very much.
Please come and visit.
We have arrived at Aichi Farm.
It's a good sign.
It's Kougen House.
We have moved for two hours.
It's quite far from Okazaki.
I have a reason for that.
It's not far from Okazaki.
Toyohashi...
I want to say something.
We were going to go to Toyohashi Nonboy Park.
But, from Toyohashi Inner Inter...
Why isn't it Toyohashi?!
Who would know?
When we got off at Hakko...
It was Toyohashi River!
It's annoying!
It's okay. It feels good in the farm.
You are right.
I heard a goat-like voice.
Wow!
It's here!
Isn't it amazing?
What's its name?
It's cute!
It's quite cute.
It doesn't have a name.
It's Nanashi-san.
It seems like there is a campsite.
Yes.
Well...
Is that all?
That's it!
It's over!
Hey!
It's okay.
It's only two hours and five minutes.
Are you going to Toyohashi next?
Are you going to Nonboy?
Go!
Isn't there a farm in Germany while going to Nonboy?
Wait.
There is a goat-like farm 10 minutes from here.
Wow!
Shall we go?
Let's go!
Where is it?
What did you say?
Goat-like farm!
There are a lot of goats on the side of the road.
Yes.
It's like a farm.
It doesn't seem like it has a name.
Hello!
Are you not doing business today?
We don't do business.
We sell milk for pets.
I see.
By the way,
the other team said it was the best milk in Aichi.
Yes.
It may be a coincidence.
It may be.
Shall we go to a big place next?
Let's go!
Let's go to an animal park!
Let's go!
Nonboy park!
We finally paid for it!
It's been a while!
It's been an hour!
We can't lose!
Nonboy park is huge!
Let's go!
The name of this animal park is a little...
I don't know...
Japanese style?
I think it's too close to me.
The name of this anaguma is also...
I don't know...
Wow! A big beetle!
I don't care!
I won't take it!
Japanese anaguma is cute!
But it's big!
I got it! I'll keep it!
Oh!
I just saw it!
I got it!
I think so!
I also saw it!
Did you see it?
What do you think it is?
A fox, right?
A conch!
If it's a conch and a conch, it's safe.
Inari and Oage.
Wow!
I see!
It's true!
It's a little different.
But it's cute!
Finally, it's a goat's goat's corner!
Goats! Let's go!
I want you to ask me!
Well, of course!
Do you want me to scoop it for you?
Do you want me to scoop it for you and eat it?
I want to eat it with a child!
He doesn't like it at all!
You're lying!
It's just fried!
He's fast. He's not cautious at all.
Hey, isn't it a doggy?
Here it is!
It's a goat.
A goat, a sheep, and a pig.
I think there is a tendency to name these animals that we meet like this Nakayoshi Farm.
That's right.
I'll gather you all to Toyohashi.
Either way, it's dangerous.
It might be a little annoying.
I want to find it first.
That's right.
I have no idea where it is.
Donkey?
Ah!
Chobit!
Colon!
Don!
But I found a little safe point here.
This is Lon-chan and this is Colon-chan.
But actually, Lon-chan is Colon-chan's mother.
Oh!
She gave birth to Colon.
I see.
Huh?
Ah!
Did you see it?
I didn't see it.
This is its name.
Yes!
Mochi!
Oh!
But I can imagine it.
It was quite expensive.
It's expensive.
There is a possibility that it came out.
Is this possible?
No, no, Tetsuya.
Don't put your face in it.
You can't use such a font.
I didn't design it for you.
Tetsuya, right?
It's a lame design.
It's not all me.
Be honest with me.
If it were me, it would be Minchotai, white, and black.
What kind of animal is it?
Ah!
It grew up a lot.
Let's take a picture of it.
Shall we?
Let's do it!
Ready, go!
We're finally at the lion zone.
We're at the lion zone!
If we're doing this much, we should have a name.
I'm sure you have one, Leo.
It's handwritten!
Oh!
"osu lion" means "lion"!
- Huh?! - "lion"!
- It's already written! - It's already written!
"lion" means "lion"!
- "lion" is pretty bold. - Yeah, it is.
- Well... - Let's call him "lion" and make him look like the sun.
Yeah.
- "lion" is fine. - "lion" is fine.
I know what you're gonna do, but what are you gonna do?
Name?
Then...
Should I be the only one looking?
Huh?!
- I want you to look at me. - You want me to look at you?
Yeah.
- Wait for me like this. - Oh, okay.
Hmm...
- What is it? Did you take a picture of me? - Yeah, I took a picture of you.
How was it?
Hahahaha!
- That was a good picture. - Yeah, it was just about right.
- Anyway... - Yeah, yeah.
I don't have one.
Huh? Wait a minute.
There's a major name called "pochi", so it's worth looking for a dog.
- Yeah. - If you don't have one, you can't go around.
It was about "lion".
"lion" is possible.
"Penguin" is a common name.
"leather panda" is also a common name.
No matter what you say, it won't come up.
Well, "gorilla elephant" is...
What's a bad name like "pochi"?
"Elephant" is "hana".
- Really? - "Elephant" is "hana".
"Hana" comes with it...
Do you think "hana" comes with it?
No, it's not "pochi" level.
- Roar! - Roar!
What's up with you all of a sudden?
- "lion"? - "lion"?
"lion" has a loud voice.
Do you wanna go home?
I turned off the camera because I didn't want you to be in the video because there was an older woman in the audience earlier,
but there was a rabbit in the meeting square, and Kiyo- san gave me a call again and said, "Hey, what do you call this rabbit's name?"
I said, "Pyonkichi."
Oh, that's nice, Pyonkichi.
No, but we were talking about it at the first meeting, but...
It came out, it came out.
"Pyonkichi" came out.
Yeah.
Oh, that's amazing.
Capybaras are surprisingly quiet.
Wait, the name...
It's a big name, isn't it?
"Awashi-chan" and "Brash-chan" and "Spongy-chan" and "Habrash-chan"
And it's a lie.
And it's not just "Spongy-chan".
Sheep.
"Toot" and "Kua" are like "Mococo".
Oh, but it's pretty quiet.
It's true.
"Mama" and "Kua"...
"Mococo" is like "I'm in Pokémon".
Oh, I see.
Wow!
"Ton" is amazing!
"Ton" is...
"Ton" wasn't wrong even if it came out.
"Ton" "Rufu" "Ran"
"Ton" wasn't wrong even if it came out.
No, but this game is actually...
There's a theory that this is the first game we talked about.
It was important.
I shouldn't have said "Ton".
No, but "Ton" came out.
Wow!
There's a lot of names here.
Okay, let's go one by one.
Okay!
Coco
Nagi
Roro
Meru
Kyu
Shia
Mino
Kuu
Zumire
Amo
Komugi
Anko
Goma
Okowa
Ton
Zarame
It didn't come out.
Wow, there aren't that many.
No, but I'm avoiding it.
Well, but on the contrary, this is being proven.
Yeah, it's really coming out.
I think it means there aren't that many.
Well, let's look at "Lion" for the last time.
I don't think it's "Leo" for sure, but...
Well, "Leo" too.
Let's look at "Lion" and leave "Nohoi Park" for later.
Okay.
Lion
Here it is!
It's sleeping close by.
The chair!
It's so loud!
- Hello! - Oh, you're here!
This lion's name is Arth!
- Hello! - You can tell he's 5 years old just by looking at him.
- His face is so red. - Yeah.
He really looks like a cat.
- We have to go to the next one. - We have to go to the next one.
- By the way, this area is the most fun. - Yeah.
Well, if you look for it, you can find a lot of farms like we saw earlier.
- Shall we look it up on the Internet and find some farms? - Let's go!
- Let's go!
- It's been a while. - We've been doing YouTube and YouTube last year.
- How long has it been since you started doing YouTube? - It's been about 10 years.
- Hello! These goats are... - They're pets.
- They're pets! - Oh, I see!
- Hello! - If you don't mind, may I ask for your name?
- The yellow neck is Chico's. - Chico's!
- The red neck is Yuki's. - What?
- Yuki's! - What? Really?
- Why? - I was looking for a name for Yuki's.
- I was looking it up and went to a farm. - Yeah.
- But there wasn't a name. - Yeah.
- I asked for a name and it was Yuki's. - What?
- This one? - Are you Yuki's?
- What? - Why did you name it Yuki's?
- What are you talking about? - What are you doing, Mushi-san?
- I just got a call. - I heard that this farm is for pets.
- Oh, I see. - And I heard that the yellow one is Chico-chan.
- Oh, Chico-chan. - And the red one is Yuki-chan.
- Oh, it was you, Yuki-chan! - Oh, you're here!
- You're here! - How do you call me?
- Chico-chan, isn't it amazing? How do you know about this goat farm? - I looked it up and it said goat farm.
- It's not a farm. It's a pet. - It's a pet.
- Excuse me, can we film you? - Oh, sure.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- I'm going to call that team. - Okay.
- By the way, who called you first? - Oh, oh, oh.
- I think it was Shiro. - Oh!
- Just in case. - Just in case.
- Huh? I think I'm getting a call from Mizuki-san. - Oh, what is it? Hello?
- Hello? - What is it?
- I've finally found you! - What?
- It's Shiro-chan!
- No, no, no! - It's Yuki-chan!
- Yuki-chan of goats? - Yuki-chan was here!
- Goats? - Yeah.
- What? - What do you mean?
- What? - We're a team!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- We're at Higashiyama Zoo! - I have one suggestion.
- Yeah? - Since we're both on the same team...
- We found Shiro-chan at exactly the same time! - Huh?
- Wow! - I see!
- So Shiro-chan is at Ictho. - Ictho is close, isn't it?
- I think so. - They're recording a song right now...
- And we're on the goats! - Wow!
- Wow!
- Well, well, well... - Let's go over there!
- I'm fine over there. - Well, good job finding us, two teams.
- And at the same timing, that's crazy. - Amazing!
But what's left of us is two bags of cow dung in the car.
What are you guys doing?! Don't leave cow dung in my car and go!
Well, we'll say goodbye to Yugi-chan over here and end it here.
You guys have fun over there!
- Leave it to me! - Leave it to me!
Our Tetsuya will have the most fun!
- Well, then... - Wow!
- They're here! - They are!
- How cute! - What did I say in the opening?
- They're not... - Not here.
- I think they're not here. - I think they're not here.
- What did you do? - Well...
- Gotcha! - Gotcha!
I'd like to start filming for the Ryufu team.
- Bye for now! - Bye for now!
Okay, Toshiko-chan, bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
- I heard you found it. - I found it.
- It's a huge residential area. What is this? - What do you mean?
- Where is this? - Huh?
- What is this? - What is this?
- Is this related? - Is this related?
- Huh? This? - Huh?
Huh? This?
This is a residential area for service-oriented elderly people.
"IU's Forest".
- Seriously? - Huh?
- Oh, it's a goat cafe! - Oh, it's a goat cafe!
- Oh, there's something like this. - Huh? It's true!
- A goat cafe built in such a sad place. - Huh? It's true!
- Huh? - Yeah.
- This is a goat. - Yeah.
- And this black goat is a bear-chan. - Huh?
- A goat is a bear? - Yeah.
- A bear is black in color? - Yeah, a bear-chan.
- And this white one is... - Yeah.
- Shiro-chan. - You got a problem with that?
- Is it true? - And...
- Evidence. Evidence. - One more. One more.
- One more? - Huh?
- There was one more. - Yeah.
- It's gone now, but... - Yeah.
- It's Yuki-chan. - Whoa!
- Huh? Yuki-chan? - Yuki-chan?
- Oh, I'm the president. - Oh, I'm the president.
- President! - President!
- The reason why it got this name is... - President!
- It's decided by the number of votes of people in the facility. - Oh...
- So everyone is Yuki-chan, huh? - Yeah.
- Yuki-chan... Yuki-chan, Shiro-chan, and stuff like that. - Yuki-chan... Yuki-chan, Shiro-chan, and stuff like that.
- Do you need a name for your report? - Oh, there it is!
- Oh, is that it? - Yeah, that's it.
- Oriyan-kei... Achaa! - Achaa!
- Achaa!
- Achaa is better. - Yeah, it's hotter.
- Shiro... Oriyan-kei... Achaa! - Achaa!
- Really? That's it? - Really?
- That's why you said "fun time" today, right?
- The other team is closing the video, right? - Yes.
- We're closing this one, too. - Yes.
- Achaa... - Didn't you close Achaa just now?
- Then, Achaa... Thank you for your cooperation.
- It's enough, right? - Huh?
- The team is... - There's something...
- There's something heavy, right? - Well, this is a residential area, so...
- It's heavy, too. - Yes.
- It's a little... It's hard for me to joke around.
- Hmm...
- It feels like this straight line is long, doesn't it?
- Yeah. - It's long, isn't it?
- Is there a straight line that's too long?
- Let's end it with this straight line.
- Like this.
- Huh? - Straight line ending.
- I don't think a straight line is that long.
- Isn't it really about 1km? - Is Hokkaido that long?
- The straight line is... - 7km should be long, right?
- Everyone, thank you for watching today's video!
- Please subscribe and click this shaky button!
- This place is amazing! You can go straight to Nagoya station first!
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is a really long straight line!
- If we kept running like we did in this video, we'd end up in Nagoya station!
- That's right!
- How many minutes has this video been for? It's gonna be so long!
- But we'll keep running like this, so...
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore!
I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore!